Monday, April 30, 2007


Wazzup peepz hows everyone hanging? Hope is not upside down lol. Thought of sharing these jokes with you guys, hoping you find it funny like i did hehehe....and by the way to all my visitors here, if you dont see me in your blog meaning my gitz is kind of busy , but i will try to make it up all of you...i have five weeks more go with my childrens activies almost over TG...i promised i will take a peek your place each one of you when i get a chance take care all.

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

On another Septic Tank Truck:
"We're #1 in the #2 business"

At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts." !

In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's Office :
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary We hear you coming." !

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station ,
"Thank heaven for little grills."

And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak"

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Michigan Beauties

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Hello everyone not much going on here; been busy with my job and of course with my children, hardly have anytime for myself as always. Thank you all for visiting me here, its always appreciated.

My heart goes to all the victims relatives from virginia tech massacre, lets pray for them.

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Thursday, April 05, 2007

My two favorate color

PINK: Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some cases they flaunt their fiminity, but because they secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the philanders and flirts. They are the type who will make three dates for the same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick up a dish in some bar instead. women whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg.

PURPLE: Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Woemen sometimes are the type who hate to meess their hair. Men are business-like in their approach to lovemaking.In both sexes purple partners are more concerned with their own fulfillment than with anyone elses gratification.


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