Friday, August 31, 2007

Jokes

A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's house for a play date when the little girl asks "Mommy," how old are you?"

"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replies sweetly. "It's not polite."

"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"

"Now really," the mother says, a bit less sweetly. "Those are personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

"That's enough questions, young lady, honestly!" mom says as her daughter is getting out of the car.

The exasperated mother drives away as the two friends begin to play.

"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.

"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it. "

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"

"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."

The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"

"And," the little girl says triumphantly,
"I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
Now mom's getting mad. She says, "Oh really ? And just why is that, young lady?"

BEACUSE YOU HAVE AN F IN YOUR SEX.

Jokes

A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's house for a play date when the little girl asks "Mommy," how old are you?"

"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replies sweetly. "It's not polite."

"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"

"Now really," the mother says, a bit less sweetly. "Those are personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

"That's enough questions, young lady, honestly!" mom says as her daughter is getting out of the car.

The exasperated mother drives away as the two friends begin to play.

"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.

"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it. "

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"

"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."

The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"

"And," the little girl says triumphantly,
"I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
Now mom's getting mad. She says, "Oh really ? And just why is that, young lady?"

BEACUSE YOU HAVE AN F IN YOUR SEX.

Girl Friends

GIRLFRIENDS......... Someone will always be prettier. Some will always be smarter. Some of their houses will be bigger. Some will drive a better car. Their children will do better in school. And their husband will fix more things around the house. So let it go, and love you and your circumstances. Think about it! The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart. And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children. And the richest woman you know, she's got the car, the house, the clothes.... might be lonely. And the word says, "If I have not Love, I am nothing." So, again, love you.. Love who you are. Look in the mirror in the morning and smile and say, "I am too blessed to be stressed and too anointed, to be disappointed!" "Winners make things happen-- Losers let things happen!" Be "blessed" ladies..... and pass this on to encourage another woman. "To the world you might be one person, but to the one person you just sent this to, it could mean so much. "Angels Do Exist... but, sometimes, they don't have wings, We call them Friends!"

My two favorate color

PINK: Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some cases they flaunt their fiminity, but because they secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the philanders and flirts. They are the type who will make three dates for the same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick up a dish in some bar instead. women whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg.


PURPLE: Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Woemen sometimes are the type who hate to meess their hair. Men are business-like in their approach to lovemaking.In both sexes purple partners are more concerned with their own fulfillment than with anyone elses gratification.

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYONE TAKE CARE MUAH.


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Thursday, August 30, 2007

Bit of my Vacation

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Well, I'm back after having a nice three weeks vacation in the philippines. But i did have opportunity to recharge myself before i went back to work. So i'm back and happy to see you all, but it sucks to go back to work, after all that recreation i did with my family there in cebu. I Spent lots of time with my family and did the whole tourist thing, even though I've been there loads of times, didn't know they actually have the world's largest shoes in car-car cebu pretty amazing huh took some photos.

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Biggest "pink" sandal i ever seen lol....
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Anyway while i was there i was fortunate to meet some of the "Bisdakplanet" members we all had a fun time chatting, joking and laughing, eating was the best part for me especially pinoy foods always yummy.

Here's the rest of the photos click

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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

jokes

A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday
> afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming
> from the other direction. "Hello" said the little boy.
> "Hi" replied the little girl.
> "Where are you going"? asked the little boy.
> "I've been to church this morning and I'm on my way home", answered the
> little girl.
> "Me too", replied the little boy. "I'm also on my way home from church".
> "Which church do you go to?" asked the little boy.
> "I go to the Baptist church back down the road" replied the little girl.
> "What about you?"
> "I go to the Methodist church back at the top of the hill", replied the
> little boy. They discover that they are both going the same way
> so they decided that they'd walk together. They came to a low spot in the
> road where spring rains had partially flooded the road so there was no way
> that they could get across to the other side without getting wet.
> "If I get my new Sunday dress wet my Mom's going to skin me alive" said
> the little girl.
> "My Mom'll tan my hide too if I get my new Sunday suit wet", replied the
> little boy.
> "I tell you what I think I'll do" said the little girl. "I'm gonna pull
> off all my clothes and hold them over my head and wade across".
> "That's a good idea", replied the little boy. "I'm going to do the same
> thing with my suit".
> So they both undressed and waded across to the other side without getting
> their clothes wet. They were standing there in the sun waiting to drip dry
> before putting their clothes back on when the little boy finally remarked.
> "You know, I never did realize before just how much difference there
> really is between a Baptist and a Methodist".

Saturday, August 25, 2007

~Accomplished~

Hello everyone how's it going? I normally hate monday but today i literary love the feeling that im in a high spirit... well aside from being aggravated here at work and sunburn over the weeeknd from the baseball game, just overjoy that im free at last from anxiety...i always question myself if my children are alright at school and making sure that i dont forget or miss their activity dates. atleast for couple of months i know were they at and their safe at home exept the sibling fights that i cant really help... they say it is quite normal to brothers sisters come to grips as long as they dont kill each other OMG lol...feeling great for a change is awsome i only have to worry about my job and getting home safe...my vacation is coming up so stress free is so totally wonderful.

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Vicki heres the picture that i promise to show you of my little butterfly tatto in my right leg and its the only one no other.

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Stinker thank you very much for giving me the space-time and effort for doing this DS for me i totally appreciated wink. Have a wonderful week ahead hug.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Back From Vacation

Hello all not much to say at this point still jetlag!!!!

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This photos showing few days only in cebu

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And last couple days in cebu asus ka tambuk lol wink...you see how good i eat.

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Sunday, August 05, 2007

Wazzup!!!

How you guys all doing? summer only just began hot hot hot in here already love it. My children finally done with school, today is their last day at last i can breath a little lol how about you guys your children are done with their school yet?

Anyways i want to share this picture of my new collections and a pillow from munich germany, my hubby (i called him manoi)his aunt older sister of his father leaving in germany for quiet sometimes now.Couple years ago my hubby went to visit his aunt and the family in germany, and he said the place is fricki'n awsome especially in munich, according to him i would love it there as much as he is...i would like the shopping the most hmmm sounds lovely right wink....his planning to back there dont know when yet...but i will make sure i go with him next time hehehe...

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This next photos is for vk to read and tell me what are this words means? or to all my blogger friends that speak and understand german language. The thing is i was to shy and embarassed to asked myself hehehe basin unya the words saying kiss my butt or something lol.

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Thank you all for non stop visiting my place eventhough i not the best expeditious updater and a blogger totally apprecited. Have great day.

Friday, August 03, 2007

two young lady

Saturday was out to dinner at Miyako Japanese restaurant with my family, carlota, julie and couple new kid in bloc lol i believe thier from cebu and believable kids, when i say kids because im in my thirties and thier in the twenties lol....its not hard to admit that (sarcastic) im older. (yah sure I am)

Anyways heres a few picture of this two young ladies one is mine and the other is carlota hmmmn i wonder were they get there looks sure are cuties.




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Wednesday, August 01, 2007

~Sharing some funny Photos~

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketHello to all my fellow bloggers, just want to thank you all, for stopping by my place and taking time reading and commenting any post i have here, i really appreciated.


Take a really good look on this picture.
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This shrewd statue is funny, playing basket ball.

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Particularly with one hand skillfull statue; watch his hands
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Three legged man
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Do you know anyone can go to the bathroom like this dude lol
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