Monday, September 24, 2007

weenie test

Three third graders from Tennessee (an Irish kid, an Italian kid and
> a Redneck kid) are on the play ground at recess.
> >>
> The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has
> the largest weenie," he says.
> >>
> "Okay." They all agree.
> >>
> The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.
> >>
> "That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He whips his out and proudly
> shows that his is at least an inch longer.
> >>
> >> Not to be outdone, the Redneck kid whips his out. It is by far not
> only the biggest, but the fattest.
> >>
> That night, eating dinner at home, the Redneck kid's mother asks him
> what he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a
> math test and read out loud from a new book and then during recess, my
> friends and I played a new game called "Let's see who has the largest
> weenie."
> >>
> "What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother.
> >>
> "Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had
> the biggest! The other kids say it's because I'm a Redneck. Is that true,
> Mom?"



Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-one.

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