Thursday, November 08, 2007

Enemies in church

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the priest

"How many of you are willing to forgive your
80% held up their hands.? The priest then repeated
his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly

"Mrs Jones?"? "Are you not willing to forgive your

"I don't have any."? She replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs Jones, that is very unusual.? How old are you?"

"Ninety eight" she replied.

"Oh, Mrs Jones, would you please come down to the front and tell us all how

a person can live ninety eight years and not have an
enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the
aisle, faced the congregation and said:

"I outlived the bitches."