Enemies in church

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the priest
asked,

"How many of you are willing to forgive your
enemies?
80% held up their hands.? The priest then repeated
his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly
Lady.

"Mrs Jones?"? "Are you not willing to forgive your
enemies?"

"I don't have any."? She replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs Jones, that is very unusual.? How old are you?"

"Ninety eight" she replied.

"Oh, Mrs Jones, would you please come down to the front and tell us all how

a person can live ninety eight years and not have an
enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the
aisle, faced the congregation and said:

"I outlived the bitches."