New truck

I bought a new GMC Denali crew cab and returned to the dealer the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman

explained that the radio was voice activated. " Nelson ," the salesman said to the radio.

The radio replied," Ricky or Willie ?" " Willie !" he continued and "On The Road Again" came

from the speakers. Then he said, " Ray Charles !" and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,

"Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles, I'd get one of their awesome songs

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck,

but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Idiots!" Immediately the

French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara

Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry

on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on

tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.

I LOVE this truck!!!

My goofy day

I'm having good day/bad day because.....
Im having a good day cuz i had my coffee today.
Im having a bad day cuz...to freakin early in the morning.

Im having a good day cause im alive and the nightmare i had wasnt real although it wouldve made guys happy.
Im having a bad day cause im still at work.

I'm having a good day because I'm not addicted to drugs!
I'm having a bad day today because I still have to clean my house when i get home ...grrr...

lmao I just had the dumb & dumber vision in my head today.

HAVE A GREAT ONE EVERYONE!

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