Vacation with a smile

Waddap yo! did you really think that i would leave you all with out a smile in my face hehehe (sarcastic)

This picture taken last week at the seminar (banquet dinner)manistee michigan, Little River Casino Resort.






My first night at the resort me taking a nap before heading to casino and night club to see a band playing 80's music. Anyways i bunked with the goffy's coworker took this picture of me laying down in the couch, thought it was so funny of me had my eye covered with my monkey (eye lid cover) and an ipod on my chest jammin to my own music while napping. You know what so nice about the seminar aside from being so bored of sitting all day,everything was paid by our employee hotel and food except spending money to casino.






The next day at the seminar, boring ass class..i look so tired on this picture.



Baby shower at May saturday.





HAVE A GOOD DAY EVERYONE HUGS KISSES, SEE YAH

~Table For Sale~

Hello my girls i have a table for sale, but first i have a riddle for you maybe if you answer correctly, i will give you the table as a prize lol. you guys ready follow direction.

I was trying to put these table for sale, but first i need a good photographer to take a picture of the table, that way look pro. so i hired one, little did i know that the phtographer i hired shock me after the picture was develope, you want to know what he did? when he took a picture of my table. Can you pls. find him with his b-day suit in this picture.








ok, this is the answer:



Look at the mirror in the upper left corner of the picture

Remember, if you're hired a photographer make sure he
"WEAR CLOTHES" when taking the picture!

Joke of the week!

A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's house for a play date when the little girl asks "Mommy," how old are you?"

"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replies sweetly. "It's not polite."

"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"

"Now really," the mother says, a bit less sweetly. "Those are personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

"That's enough questions, young lady, honestly!" mom says as her daughter is getting out of the car.

The exasperated mother drives away as the two friends begin to play.

"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.

"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it. "

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"

"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."

The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"

"And," the little girl says triumphantly,
"I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
Now mom's getting mad. She says, "Oh really ? And just why is that, young lady?"



BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN F IN SEX

VACATION

Wazzup everyone? I am so glad that i have time to update my place today, might be the last till i get back from my vacation in the philippines...but first before i go on my long vacation. First thing in the morning im going away for two stinki'n days to a siminar for my job, i was trying so hard not to go to this siminar but i guess the plan just didnt go my way (sad) my reason is simple i will miss my family especially my hubby and the boy's. First time ever that my family and i going on a separate vacation, hubby and the boys going to a NC cabin camping then driving to few diff. state DC, VA, while me and my daughter vacationing in the philippines. Next week wednesday my vacation start, im not in the sense of touch...i feel manipulated by my own feelings (worried) afraid of? not able to handle my emotion of missing them, scared of, not being there if something happen, especially right now one of my boy not feeling well from his allergy, i feel like his hangin on to me saying dont leave me mama. For heaven's sake, i feel sorrow geezzzzzzz im a wimp sometimes.

Anyways last week my daughter in the bathroom called me up sounded furious, so i went to see what she wanted from me as soon as i open the door...all i see her big oh smile and a funky hair lol... see it for yourself.







ENJOY THE REST OF THE SUMMER EVERYONE AND A FESTIVE WEEKEND TAKE CARE MUAH!!!!

Please Read

STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters... S.T.R.





STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid 's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00 P.M. , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead.



It only takes a minute to read this...
A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.




RECOGNIZING A STROKE
Thank God for the sense to remember the "3" steps, STR . Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:



S * Ask the individual to SMILE.
T * Ask the person to TALK to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (i.e . It is sunny out today)
R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.

NOTE : Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out their tongue. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke. If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call 911 immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.

Kookie says; everyone who read my post please past it, to all your friends; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.




LOVE THIS PIGGY FROM KIMMIE

Not Much

Hello ladies not much exciting going on here aside from a bad weather tuesday and wednesday that left many people without vihicles exclude me; that two days causes extremely chaos between the collision vihicles and the insurance people, i am guessing that was their very occupied year.

Photo taken outside our buliding @work file of snow.



Anyways, i want to say thank you all for visiting me in my purple place; your comment is very important and your thoughts is alwyas appreciated. oh yah before i forget my manoi feels better already he can walk but cant run lol...what im trying to say is without him i'm totally lost, his a gift from above.

Busy weekend

Hello everyone, first of all i dont have a lot a time to spare, just want to share some photos with you all from 4th of july wednesday. We went to a ball game Detroit Tigers of course, spend the day downtown detroit did a little shopping at hard rock cafe and grab a bite to eat then watched the whole baseball game and after the game we stayed for the fire works it was fun.




Saturday at 5am we we woke the kids up and surprised them were going to OHIO State at Cedar Point Amusement Park the best roller coaster in United States. Unfortunately i dont ride, im afraid of heights in other words (im chicken shit)hehehehe they had a fun time (ako kapoi ako gitz) and very hot that day. Heres some photos not much though.




Have a fastastic day everyone hugs kisses muah ( click view all images to see the photos bigger).

Let say who cares

A Hug Certificate for You!




This poem is very sweet. It will be interesting to see who come visit my blog and read . Dont forget to leave your paw frints. Thanks!





If I could catch a rainbow
I would do it just for you
and share with you its beauty
On the days you're feeling blue.





If I could build a mountain
You could call your very own;
A place to find serenity,
A place to be alone.





If I could take your troubles
I would toss them in the sea,
But all these things I'm finding
are impossible for me.






I cannot build a mountain
Or catch a rainbow fair,
But let me be what I know best,
A friend who's always there.





This is a Hug Certificate!!




TAG TO All MY Friends: Who You Think Deserve your Hug
(Which, Hopefully Includes the Person Who give you the hug).





If they come back more than once, there your friends and they care for you. If they came more than 3 times or more, there are angels watching over you....


FOR YOU FROM ME KOOKIE

Test Your Eyes

Read out loud the text inside the triangle below.





More than likely you said, "A bird in the bush," and........
if this IS what YOU said, then you failed to see
that the word THE is repeated twice!
Sorry, look again.


Next, let's play with some words.
What do you see?






In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter). It's all very physiological too, because it visualize the concept that good can't exist without evil (or the absence of good is evil ).




Now, what do you see?







You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?






What do you see here?





This one is quite tricky!
The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.






Last one.
What do you see?



You probably read the word ME in brown, but.......
when you look through ME
you will see
YOU!




Do you need to look again?